I was listening to a video of a lecture by Walter Brueggemann when I had to pause it due to an interruption. When I went to resume it this was the frozen frame that emerged:
I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to do a caption contest! So this is how we will do it. You have until Thursday, February 3rd, 2011, to leave a comment for your caption. At that point those who blog here will discuss our choice for a winner and we will announce it on Saturday, February 5th, 2011.
The winner will receive a copy of Walter Brueggemann’s An Unsettling God: The Heart of the Hebrew Bible. If you have this book already we will purchase another volume by Brueggemann at equal or lesser price.
There is no limit to entries.
Ready…set…go!
the archives near Emmaus 
1) An Old Testament Prophet at his finest.
2) I’m telling you…God truly is a God of Love
3) And Hosea named his children….
4) Thus sayeth the Lord!
You will turn to the dark side or die 🙂 (all the picture needs is the force lightning)!
1) “We need DIALOGUE in the church, you ignorant fundamentalists!!”
2) “I’ll get you my pretty….and your little dog, too!”
“Little bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest …”
I don’t know how to embed a picture- otherwise I would. But he looks like Sam the Eagle from The Muppets.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Sam_the_Eagle
This is how the bears looked that mauled the young men who called Elisha bald!
(with a lisp) “expelliarmus!”
You think you’re SOOOOOOOOOOO cool with your fancy gizmos, iPods, Gameboys, LaserDisc players, and laser hair removal. I’ve got my imagination and that’s ALL I need!
God has disturbed me; has he disturbed you?
I had the same thought as Andrew. Needs Sith lightning.
Btw’ thanks for the link to this video. I have watched 2 this afternoon and found him extremely enjoyable….he hits hard in the solar plexus regarding his take on Daniel; something for future research.
@Craig: You’re welcome. I’ve posted all the videos here: https://nearemmaus.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/the-other-way-within-empire-lectures-by-walter-brueggemann/
The thieves! The filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stoles it from us. My precioussssssss.
I’ll get you, my pretties, and your little dog too!
“Theologian Walter Brueggemann, after leaving the Academy in disgust and recasting himself as a hyper-intense orchestra conductor.”
he is saying “ya’ know what I’m sayin’??!!
You rotten kids, just wait until your mother gets home.
And this here students, is my Stanley Hauerwas impersonation.
And did you hear about Ezekiel? God told him to eat bread made out of poo poo. Ain’t that just nasteeeeeee!
Scooby and the gang find out the that abominable snowman was really just Mr. Brueggeman, who says he would’ve gotten away with it “if it weren’t for those meddling kids.”
1. The itsy bitsy spider….
2. For the classiest way to pour your tea, make sure to extend your pinky finger like so….
3. “Petrificus Totalus!”
Precious. My precious.