Boy, you know I am going to have to probably steal this and do a post on it. I like BACON much better than TULIPs, but I am afraid that at the end of the day, BACON is likely to give us a heart attack if ingested too often (or at all) 😉 .
Bacon does taste better than tulips, though I have never eaten a tulip, so I can’t verify this claim from experience!
Arise, Peter, kill and eat.
God made bacon and bacon is good.
It’s pork. It “was” unclean.
I think pork was unclean because humans hadn’t learned how to make it into bacon yet!
That’s probably true. And then humans went too far and made Sizzlean!
Sizzlean? Is that some blasphemous tofu alternative?
It must have been just before your time (you are making me feel old). Google it. No, not tofu, it was some kind of meat (I think mystery 😉 ). It was supposed to be “healthy bacon” … ha :)!
Eurgh. How is it that every meat-eater in the world likes bacon except for me? Gimme the FACTS any day.
I usually try to stop at two or three strips of bacon…
And, at the risk of taking this graphic too seriously, how did the “limited” in “limited atonement” get to be “completely” atoned for? Is it still just *some* who are completely atoned for? Or is the smell of breakfast bacon making Calvinists more inclusive?
(No offense whatsoever meant by this remark, toward those who will eat all five strips.)
I think bacon puts a positive spin on everything: Why talk about those who are “out” when we can celebrate those who are “in?” Yes, bacon makes the family happier. 🙂
Once you eat bacon, you always eat bacon.
Yes, it is the “perseverance of the saints” to return time and time again to the breakfast table for some juicy bacon.
Unlike grace, I think bacon is totally irresistible. Does that make me totally depraved?
Erik
Not sure, but it makes you totally right about bacon!
Brian,
You said “why talk about those who are ‘out’ when we can celebrate those who are ‘in?’ Matthew 18 and Luke 15 will explain why we should look for those that are “out.”
the archives near Emmaus 
Boy, you know I am going to have to probably steal this and do a post on it. I like BACON much better than TULIPs, but I am afraid that at the end of the day, BACON is likely to give us a heart attack if ingested too often (or at all) 😉 .
Bacon does taste better than tulips, though I have never eaten a tulip, so I can’t verify this claim from experience!
Arise, Peter, kill and eat.
God made bacon and bacon is good.
It’s pork. It “was” unclean.
I think pork was unclean because humans hadn’t learned how to make it into bacon yet!
That’s probably true. And then humans went too far and made Sizzlean!
Sizzlean? Is that some blasphemous tofu alternative?
It must have been just before your time (you are making me feel old). Google it. No, not tofu, it was some kind of meat (I think mystery 😉 ). It was supposed to be “healthy bacon” … ha :)!
Eurgh. How is it that every meat-eater in the world likes bacon except for me? Gimme the FACTS any day.
I usually try to stop at two or three strips of bacon…
And, at the risk of taking this graphic too seriously, how did the “limited” in “limited atonement” get to be “completely” atoned for? Is it still just *some* who are completely atoned for? Or is the smell of breakfast bacon making Calvinists more inclusive?
(No offense whatsoever meant by this remark, toward those who will eat all five strips.)
Abram
I think bacon puts a positive spin on everything: Why talk about those who are “out” when we can celebrate those who are “in?” Yes, bacon makes the family happier. 🙂
Once you eat bacon, you always eat bacon.
Yes, it is the “perseverance of the saints” to return time and time again to the breakfast table for some juicy bacon.
ksnortum: LOL. Good one.
Brian: agreed.
Unlike grace, I think bacon is totally irresistible. Does that make me totally depraved?
Erik
Not sure, but it makes you totally right about bacon!
Brian,
You said “why talk about those who are ‘out’ when we can celebrate those who are ‘in?’ Matthew 18 and Luke 15 will explain why we should look for those that are “out.”